Military Dictatorship of The Upper Ballkans

Military Dictatorship Of The Upper Ballkans
"HA! YUO THINK YOU CAN POLICE ME?!" -Upper Ballkans, getting yelled at by Huevean "Remove dissent." -Upper Ballkans, massacring protesters in a concentration camp

Friends

 * The GIU - Sure, we've been allies for a while but why you abandon communism?!
 * Pol-Lithuania - You helped me when Kibb first invaded!
 * Frandonia - You listen to Kibbs too much but you gib me tanks so we're good.
 * Etheinia - Tu gib me all the weapons! This may anger the GIU, but you are best ally.

Enemies

 * Kibb - YOU ARE WORST! I WILL OBLITERATE AND FREE YOUR CITIZENS! COMMIELAND WILL RISE UP!!! COMMIELAND SHALL RULE!!! ISWU!!! ISWU!!! ISWU!!! ISWU!! DIE YOU STAR-SPANGELED CAP-CAP!! YOU ENSLAVE THE WORKER AND INVADE EVERYONE!!! DIE YOU PIG!! DIE!!  But secretly I like vous. 
 * Huevean - SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! WHEN WILL YOU SHUT THE F*CK UP?! WHO F*CKING CARES ABOUT YOU AND WHEN WILL YOU DIE? I SHALL REMOVE YOU AND THOSE 84 FURRIES I ARRESTED!